Name: Happy Holidays! Stay Away From Me!
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Description: "Happy Holidays! Stay Away From Us!" - Allowed Noise

Happy Holidays! Stay Away From Me!

by Ben Holmes

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"Happy Holidays! Stay Away From Us!" - Allowed Noise

lyrics

I wouldn't be sad
if we never had
to shake hands again
Or speak face to face
Great!
Give me a pad and a pen
Anything embarrassing
I can manage to spin
When I journal it
and work on it
before handing it in
I have no reason to be close
Or need for you to see my nose
Different speeds for different boats
I guess some folks need hands to hold
I know it's difficult
Everything's delicate and flammable
Animals aren't people
But people are only herd animals
I'm I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
I seem friendly but feel at ease
With I, myself and me
Think independently
If you're so effin free, it don't make sense to me
On holidays I don't need to breathe the air
of every family or friend of me
They want to gather together
and banter forever
The managers efforts
The fashion
the sweaters
The patterns of weather
Pedantic endeavors of family members
Some handle it better
But I just want to go and cancel my membership
(peace)

Where have you been?
Where are you from?
Happy holidays
Stay away from me
We can get together on the computer
It's so fun
We're in the future
Hey
Stay away from me

You're too conservative for Fox news?
Ha, I got you
In your angry antagonized, marginalized costume
What do you mean that you're not two?
Hmm, seems like you want to do something
Just because they told you not to
I know I'm a lot to miss
But if we don't see each other over the holidays
We won't argue bout politics
Never had a pot to piss in
Never had to piss in a pot
Get the what out of my kitchen
Politicin
Now I don't think it cuz I know it is
Dope vocalist
I'm so cold
I wear mittens when I'm goin piss
Take my bonuses
To end homelessness
How is he so antisocial
And still so socialist?
Politicin
On a mission
For people with chronic illness
Older people
People with cancer
Like a lot of kids
It don't make any sense
Can we spend some time alone?
A wise man once said (bitch)
"Kiss Me Through The Phone" (grandma)
Got the day off, time to take an early drive
To visit people I see once a year, yeah, I'm thirty five
I couldn't say no to them, Oh my goodness I'd surly die
I'll take my stuffing salmonella'd
And I like my turkey dry

Woo

(round)
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Corona Virus in my lungs and the situations dire
I don't believe in science and the doctors are all liars
I would rather cough to death than wear my mask inside of Meijer
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Corona Virus in my lungs and the situations dire
I don't believe in science and the doctors are all liars
I would rather cough to death than wear my mask inside a Meijer
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Corona Virus in my lungs and the situations dire
I don't believe in science and the doctors are all liars
I would rather cough to death than wear my mask inside of Meijer

credits

released November 26, 2020
Art: Jackie Zimmerman for Queen of GSD
Produced: Ben Holmes for Esidarap
Recorded at Second Kitchen Studio
Mixed by Ben Holmes for Hit Or Miss