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Shit Shower Shave

by Allowed Noise

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1.
New Year 02:43
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(Hannah) Like oh my god, I'm so glad 2012 is over This year is gonna be like so much better Like for sure Who's gonna buy me a shot? Whoooo (Pick Up) Gotta stay high Its the only way up Can't hang with the worms cause they change as the day does Lost in my thoughts and its hard to even state one Hate the game of life cause its nothing but a playground Don't want to see nobody til i receive more money stresses got me buggin people don't judge me stomach hungry, no vision lacking ambition its difficult in this business if you're not a politician This crazy life we live in the masses like an image But I can only be me, not a lifeless gimmick Allowed Noise, you either get it or you don't My words are like barbiturates, turns women into hoes You haven't heard of half the words I spoke But i still massacre the flow like Nasty Nas in '94 Not a tad bit grimy or Sheisty, you don't have to like me But don't you ever label me as talentless Bite me! (Hook) It's a new year Here's to the memories It's a new year Do ya'll take plastic? It's a new year Can't adopt an animal It's a new year Give me my lighter back! It's a new year I got my wallet It's a new year I got my keys! It's a new year I got my phone! Lets GO! (Ben Holmes) Resolution out the window Throw away that baseball card collection Managed to make it out of the basement And take it to places that were poppin on a regular basis Back when we used to watch movies at the Palladium And go early to watch batting practice at Tiger Stadium Made me feel like they say she's done They say she's dumb, but I know that's not true I baught a gun Filled it with hot glue Aimin it at whoever is trying to keep it together Wheather you want to be better forever Or just the right now Pull the pipes out! Smoke that crazy shit I'd be down if my dealer still had regs These days I lose my balance to easy And I don't want to pass out in your dads bed She lost friends in 2012 But before the end Jumped back in like what the hell She had a smile on her face Now I got a new lady in my life Heeeyyyy Hey, hey come back here with my lighter! If you need I mean take it thats fine it's not mine I wanna see somebody make it Allowed Noise on the flier Get em up higher! (Hook) (Pick Up) It's a new year It's good to be alive It's a new year I'ma be 25 It's a new year Maybe find god It's a new year Finally move out my moms It's a new year Get a better job It's a new year Or a least a raise It's a new year! Pass the chron Shit Shower Shave!
2.
Q&A 05:00
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Produced by Levi Stubbz (Verse 1) (Pick Up) What is time? (Ben Homes) Its the measurement of change (PU) Does it actually exist of is it simply in the brain? Is existence objective? (BH) Nah, its just perspective (PU) So what's the meaning of meaning, values and all the rest if human beings are only left with their educated guesses and speculative theories There's no end to these here questions (BH) What is sound? (PU) Its the way that molecules move around through a medium (BH) What about the evening sun? Where does it go? (PU) To the opposite side of the globe giving other people a chance to shine (BH) Til its their time, what is death? The end of the line and the perfect opportunity for family members to gather together What is forever? (Both) Nothing! ...an improbable endeavor (PU) Everything must end so let that add a sense of pressure The game of life ain't no double header Take the pain with the pleasure, the sunshine with the rainy weather and ask yourself what the hell you're doing here (BH) Keep all your letters and souvenirs Throw away those new veneers Forget about who is weird (Both) We're all steering in the wrong direction (Hook) Wake up! The answers are right under your nose, you know Look up! All we have is now, it goes (repeat) (On and on and on and on and on..) (Verse 2) (PU) Man what is love? (BH) Fulfillment of the spirit When you're under pressure and you still feel at your clearest What is war? (PU) I don't know no more Its satisfying your own needs through your selfish inner core and what are friends in disguises? (BH) With thin eyes that lie about the evidence of their relentless enterprises What is space? (PU) The place between the then and now the emptiness you face when you look up and down And what is consciousness? (BH) Its energy created The experiences you encounter on a day-to-day basis Why does hate exist? (PU) and why is fate a bitch? Why doesn't life get better for a shameless atheist? And what is religion? (BH) Belief in a question A helpful set up a lessons for those who are stressin Who started this migraine? (PU) I sigh again, too much (BH) introspection (PU) got me resisting the Smith N Wesson I guess I'm smarter than you thought Allowed Noise is harder then the other artists you bought Who am I? (BH) the same as us, nothing but sand in an intergalactic sandal you'll understand when I ask you what is suicide (PU) Its when you collide with the truth of life and realize you've been living a stupid lie When will i wake up from this nightmare? Damn! (Hook) (Verse 3) (BH) No second guessing dear I'll be the one asking the questions here As the anticipation grows, get up, get out and get something The answers are right under your nose (PU) life comes and goes quicker than a thunderbolt Is it yahweh or Allah? if mother nature's a ho, who's the dada? Been wondering the same shit since I was saying "Goo-goo-ga-ga" Who's the four year old that made your Prada's? (BH) That's why you'll never find those threads on this immaculate birthday suit Gotta make it through the lunch break and the work day too Ask Stephen Hawking, humans invented timelessness Does anybody know what time it is? (PU) Who cares as long as you're the shiniest And I'm just trying to get Where the stars be These lights, who knows how far they'll reach (BH) There's always more sharks in the sea And life's a beach So jump in with both feet, and like a lifeguard save somebody! Swim towards the heroics Remain stoic (PU) Like these two poets Inhale the potion cause when we're gone You're gonna quote this (Hook 2x)
3.
When The Bomb Drops 04:57
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(Verse 1) (Pick Up) Beer in one hand, cigarette in the other Dick in a bitch's mouth while I contemplate and wonder what I'm breathing for, girl I need to go she deep throats then I leave her yo Stop at Benny Holmes', pen a poem then tell him I best be going "Ben I best be going" (Ben Holmes) Lets leave open the schedule and wait for the rest to pull in I got that special full blend of acoustic sense feeding vegetables and nutrients on the plate with all the acrutrements Holla at me (Pick Up) Influence em through truth in jest Brag a bit and prove the rest Who's the best to do this, bearing it all like a nudist No jewelry or flashy cars to cruise in Stacking bars like zanex was in my fluids its a globe filled with stupid B.S. and peaks we ain't seen yet A long shot to reach em But dog I ain't leavin (Ben Holmes) Its only just begun And everything we've done to climb up to the precipice Irrelevence enlisted in the sentences When the bomb drops the wind is nonstop and everyone's gonna ask for your autograph The pretty girls will call you back and wanna go out to dinner with you know who (Pick Up -me?) you! Yeahh! (Pick Up) Super! but that's not the motivation of a starving artist losing his patience Amidst surrounding carnage Until the bomb drops on us and armageddon sounds We hit em hard on every song Who's ready now? Let's get it on! (Hook) Its a globe filled with long shots A know nothing contest A bone crushing conquest Who will end up on top Face the music and take the movement to another level We'll all be here when the bomb drops Its a globe filled with long shots A know nothing contest A bone crushing conquest Who will end up on top Face the music and take take the movement to another level We will all be here when the bombs drop (Verse 3) (Pick Up) Nothing makes sense anymore now that I'm twenty-four Its mass confusion as we stagger towards the exit door of reality, losing our humanity Running each other over like animals acting savagely Not to beat a horse but this is core to my personality I speak on what i actually see, feel and naturally my raps are like a frantic plea Jesus don't abandon me Please don't leave me panicking Need a different plan I think Began writing like it was in my genes short stories and poems more or less those sort of things Somehow found release, it kind of felt like therapy carrying me through all bullshit that i keep buried deep still there's no peace, we're built to eat like wilderbeast But can we elevate to a place where all the killings cease? It really seems there's no way we'll change willingly If history repeats we're pretty screwed, you feelin me? Used to be a rapper, became a revolutionary The beat is just my tool to reach the few people who hear me Express my heart lyrically and carefully give a hundred to the craft, anything less is parody And I don't mean to bring you down but I'm a downer on downers Run through lines like the old me on the powder I hope you're empowered by the bombs that i drop its an uphill climb To make it to the top (Hook)
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Emergency Room Vol. 3 03:35
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(Hannah) Okay bitch The fuck did you just say to me? Don't make me come over and slap that fuckin smirk off your face nasty ass cunt! (Pick Up) Shit.... (Hook) Buy me a drink cause I don't want to think too deeply, deeply I came to hang with my friends So lighten up The end ain't coming soon Boys take it easy, easy Believe me, you're not the only one (Pick Up) Yeah, my best kicks on, t-shirt fresh as hell Breath mints in my left pocket smilin gentleman style do whatever it might take to bring your feminine out from heavy set to light weight, i regulate them females like Warren Griffen the third I'm slick when I spit these words if your husband come around then i'mma flip him the bird got no twitch in my nerves except when i hit the herbs and begin thinkin' way too deeply bout this prison called earth but that's a whole nother topic, just came to rock shit Til my lungs run out of oxygen like big, pun, and pac did a simple punk ass pothead Afflicted with a bug that rots in His soul, if god's my co-pilot who the fucks hijacked the cockpit my flow is heroine, yours is knock off suboxon If you wanna catch a buzz then up your lyrical content with all i fear and loathe I'll prolly go out like Hunter S Thompson Bullet hole in my skull from being fully fed up with nonsense Eons beyond like half my peers, hey the fact is clear when it comes to rap way past my years Raise your hand up in the atmosphere came with Hannah and the man in the beard with a bad attitude and a massive pair Crafts intact, fuck the crap that you hear If you cant understand clear the wax from your ear (Hook repeat) (Pick Up) How come none of this make sense losing friends, its a mystery People die left and right, why you gotta do this to me Lord Its hard when death is knocking, much harder when he get through the door To drag your homie's corpse out from your life, forever seen no more Best be ready for Judgement day but what to make of this crumbling world, is it luck or fate That I'm I out of now god what's at steak when priests butt fuck, imams preach hate My thoughts been deep since my younger days If they keep it up, i might be next on the Free Press' next front page (Ben Homes) Pro I be walking around living below my means with my headphones on mute More work, what don't I need Scatterbrain castaway black sheep lacerating tracks I make masturbating just to pass the day Living in my frontal lobe running and nobody knows when it comes and goes whether I'm in bummy clothes or fresher than a Christmas eve service with the parents Extenuating a facade, embarrassed and careless (Pick Up) Like I don't give a fuck Second rate is how I live in this land established on lies Where the truth can't be defined half the time but still gets radicalized Religions gets sabotaged, politicians sit back and plot While combatants die over what! (Ben Holmes) That's because life doesn't play fair as we watch em wave their white flags in the air F___ a state stair Scientific with my rhyming business Orca whales are dolphins and koalas ain't bears (Pick Up) Animals aren't people but people are only animals Live like nothing matters dog, jack a car and smack a broad Why would I be a gentleman when I know you've been with many men So take this bump of adderall and let me in your head again (Ben Holmes) I'm heading in the direction, I think I should let you know that there's a body on the tracks and I'm about to run it o-ver No-where you're going cause if you don't serve You're gonna... (crash sounds)
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Void of Emotion (Ft. Joe Average) 04:03
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(Hannah May) Moving away Today going Only escape Void of emotion (Joe Average) Moving away Running in place Only embrace Void of emotion (Pick Up) Life is a gamble that I can't win Man I gave a broad my heart and she trampled it Pushed me past my limit Yeah, look at how I'm livin' Like I didn't exist before I met this damn woman Confidence is gone A part of me is missin' Like I'm lost enough to wonder what it was from the beginnin' huh! Reality's a cinema and I don't the script at all But I could read a phony actor like literature Listen up I'm sick of ya'll Cause every girl is similar They get you whipped and then they bounce It's downright pitiful I was immature for that "You & I" track What other choice I have? Love's a suicide pact You destroyed my soul I couldn't let you do that And not respond with something twice as cruel back? I'm not the old Sean I'm a new man whose rude and I don't give a fuck about you That's the truth ma'm We was nothin' I'ma let my nuts hang Life's more important than a whore and I stay up k? I can't quit I swore I'd make it one day But what a joke the only shit that my gut say Screw my petty problems cause everybody has got 'em I'll probably die wanted for robbin' somethin' so fuck me I don't mean to complain, mope or wallow but I got paid today and I'll be broke tomorrow Life's a cold bitch A hard load to swallow Constant obstacles and pot holes On the road to god knows where But I'm distraught here Caught up in the crosshairs Bear my cross yeah When I die who will all care? Who will shed a tear and appear at my funeral? Who will feel low? It's nearin' so soon you'll know I wasn't so unusual So fuck your superstition Don't believe in god Music's my religion (Hannah May) Moving away Today going Only escape Void of emotion (Joe Average) Moving away Running in place Only embrace Void of emotion (Ben Holmes) It had to be like 1990 I was 4 at 94 and Moross Leading him across the street with my hand Not perfect form Still I felt like a boss In control of the situation Can't wait to get home and start playin' with all of these games that he got me Because I'm his only son and he loves me But.. Now we got these cars that'll roll by Got these bars on the window I don't know why It's so hard in the middle of the winter Gotta walk everywhere Can't tell why we don't drive Gold star depiction of a home life Hold on to the sheets and the cold nights For the most part I've been raised so blind and I no longer question it Hoping it runs its course Now he's gotta get remarried My birthday was the 26th She died the 24th He carried me very far on his shoulders Going up to the park With a pat on my head he'd say go play Keeping a watchful ear out for the things that I had to say Sound off Who's there That gave me chills Dad My memory has been ghost written and though we're not blood related You paid the bills and put food on the table Still willing and able to fight for what you love My friends act so surprised I'm more proud of you than you will ever be of me And that's why I'm (Hannah May) Moving away Today going Only escape Void of emotion (Joe Average) Moving away Running in place Only embrace Void of emotion
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Hometown 04:32
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(Ben Holmes) Said the Pelican to the saw dust What are you doing to my piers?!?! That year seems so far away I don't recall if you paid in full for the way you had us waiting 20 minutes to get the change of clothes and a trip to the dentist had me trippin when is it gunna slow? Your thrift store sweatshirt Doesn't make you an expert That castle is still wet dirt I expected the head first slide When I taught em how to fish And all they asked is "How much is the net worth big guy?" The end of the battle is bad for business It's the inquisitive natured criminals leaving fingerprints everywhere Moving in with friends comfortably fitting their love for speed needing to be in touch with these others every other second please somebody smother me I hate to say The waters always cleaner at the other beach Now the list of people I trust I count on one digit And sit in a box Drumming the names of those nobody misses When they call I turn it down for half a minute Only to check who it was There is no chance of answerin it when (Pick Up) I'm sick of everything Completely lackin interest But I like to smoke beats to the butt like a cigarette Watchin my parents pray to jesus for my forgiveness while I'm thinkin gee ya'll "Has he even really risen yet?" I must have missed it I speak a bit too frequent Only when I'm by myself though shhh thats a secret Shit am I a schizo? I don't want to be well known Screw a heard of nerds followin me into the pisser grippin my elbow Of course I wanna be heard But hell no I'm not your "tickle me elmo" All I desire is a guest verse O.K. And a good paycheck I guess sure Aspire to put my friends first Buy all of metro Detroit Maybachs what other famous rapper do you hear say that heh word I bet the earth is burnin up quicker than they'll convince us all The worlds in debt yeah to some rich old business boss Dog listen to Pick Up's songs if money keeps us in motion Then why are there millions of other species thrivin out in the ocean? Ignorant of the bullshit that drags us back Stay alive and fuck Dog thats all nature asks Thats what I'm teachin your daughters when they play this track Stay Up or stay whack Enough said Yo where Ben Holmes and Hannah May at? like (Hook) Oooh yeeeaah I'm back in my hometown! Drive fast Talk Loud Oooh yeeeah I'm back in my hometown! Drive faster Talk loud (Hannah May) How are things gunna be when I'm gone? Wish that I could stay but I gotta move on If you think of me it wont be long When its over we'll both know we were wrong How have things been with me gone? I've been away and I've moved on I thought of you today and had to come home But soon I'll be on my way I made it on my own (Ben Holmes) Swallow me whole And follow me home We can both Fall asleep alone again

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released December 25, 2012

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Allowed Noise is a Hip-Hop group comprised of Ben Holmes, Pick Up, and the regularly featured songstress Hannah May

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